Yesterday at Ikea:

  • I’m on a death march at Ikea..
  • Ikea is like a playground for adults.
  • Ikea’s hotdog and icecream shop is a female’s bait to get the male making it through to the end without committing murder or suicide.
  • Enjoying the icecream now. The “restaurant” has been completely renewed: much larger and better choice. Same prices.