Twitter ramblings about the humidity level in my Hong Kong flat:

  • It’s so humid that this building’s lobby looks like Venice’s flooded Piazza San Marco. No kidding, it even has carpet to stay dry, not slip.
  • It’s so humid that my laundry’s more wet half a day after washing than when right out of the laundry machine after cold spinning (no dryer).
  • It’s so humid in this flat that I use the water condensing on the fridge to wet a sponge before cleaning the table. Lizard could bath in it.
  • If it is getting any more humid I will buy mouse traps to catch some fish.
  • It is so humid in this flat that I should keep the lights turned off and start a business growing mushrooms – on the ceiling!
  • It is so humid in this flat that I am looking for sponsors to support my stay here – in the rheumatism and asthma medicine industry.
  • It is so humid in this flat that I use the toilet paper as wet wipes.
  • It is so humid in this flat that I could use a dry martini – and I am a non-alcoholic.
  • It is so humid in this flat that I make rowing moves to the tune of a gondola song on the way to the shower.
  • It is so humid in this flat that I carry my boat driver’s license while getting around on my office chair.
  • It is so humid in this flat that I wouldn’t notice a wet fart.
  • It is so humid in this flat that new life forms begin to develop inside the microwave.
  • It is so humid in this flat that I consider moving to @scstorage .. and I wouldn’t even be the first one doing that: http://ow.ly/1bcFB
  • It is so humid in this flat that James Cameron called for a sequel of The Abyss.
  • It is so humid in this flat that Yoshimi Matsubara and her daughter would gladly chose their previous apartment.
  • http://twitpic.com/15ea1e – Water on top of my fridge. Can’t see too clearly in the pic but it’s enough to fill a glass. Whole fridge drips.
  • http://twitpic.com/15fi9v – My “as close to flooded as it can get without a bursted pipe” bldg lobby. A bit of uneven floor makes it a pool.
  • It is so humid in this flat that I was awaken by a large Ikea picture frame crashing in the living room. Its backside is just curling up.
  • The tragedy of my “it is so humid in this flat that…” tweets is that they are all either true or based on true facts :( http://ow.ly/1bPAc
  • http://twitpic.com/15nbtf – It is so humid in this flat that even mold starts to form patterns on ceiling. Peter the Lizard becomes farmer.